True Nature of a 'Porcine Loudmouth'

The Onion has outdone itself!

I see nothing satyrical in this piece on Glenn Beck, or, as he is referred to here, 'Pink-faced half-wit.' It is unfortunately true through and through....

"Almost invariably, the pink-faced half-wit becomes so arrogant and self-important that he actually starts to believe the bullshit streaming from his fleshy hole and comes to think of himself as invincible," Snider said. "If history is any indication, this latest ruddy, pabulum-spewing cretin will likely have a homosexual affair come to light or otherwise perjure himself in a way that will alienate all but his most fanatical followers."