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Nuk ujdis dot ti me mua
Si për çift, për burr’ e grua
Unë hesht, ti po bërtet
Unë fle, ti po gërret
Unë ha, ti ramazan
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Unë prush e ti dëborë
Unë drras’ e ti këmborë
Unë hi e ti vullkane
Unë mi e ti kapllane
Unë i ri, ti shkon më pleqtë
Unë plak, ti lot me djemtë
Çporru, prapa diellit
Ku s’hyn drit’e qiellit
S’piqemi gjëkund
Dasma mori fund!

Në më do, më ngushullo
Po s’më do, mos më mundo
Prema kokën dhe çliromë
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Nuk shqitem, jam tutkall
Ndihmë, pra, për Zot
Puthm’ e vramë sot

Tani qan, u mallëngjeve
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Tani zemrën ma gëzove
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Ti moj flag’e ëmbël, digje!
Tok pra mbetemi
Sa të tretemi

Fan S. NOLI

Kujt t'ia prishësh, kujt t'ia ndreqësh?!

Në një faqe të forumit Respublica lexova disa fjalë me mend nga Faik Konica dërguar një shqiptari që donte dhe ai të botonte gazetë.

Duke mos dashur të kopjoj gjithë tekstin e Konicës, për të mos përsëritur pa leje pak a shumë përmbajtjen e artikullit tek Respublica, ju ftoj të ndiqni lidhjen e mësipërme për ta lexuar.

'Sexual Disorientation'

This cartoon is really worth more than any comment I can muster up right now.

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Rousseau Had a Sense of Humor

Yes, it's true. And the English were the butt of his jokes at least one time:

In his Essai sur l'origine des langues (Essay on the Origin of Languages), he says:

Pour concevoir les repas des anciens on n'a qu'à voir encore aujourdui ceux des Sauvages ; j'ai failli dire ceux des Anglois.

In order to conceive of the meals of the ancients, one has but to see still today those of Savages; I almost said those of Englishmen.

I won't lie, I laughed out loud.

Rousseau was funny.... Whodathunkit?!

In Comedia Veritas

The not-so-new Republicans.

True Nature of a 'Porcine Loudmouth'

The Onion has outdone itself!

I see nothing satyrical in this piece on Glenn Beck, or, as he is referred to here, 'Pink-faced half-wit.' It is unfortunately true through and through....

"Almost invariably, the pink-faced half-wit becomes so arrogant and self-important that he actually starts to believe the bullshit streaming from his fleshy hole and comes to think of himself as invincible," Snider said. "If history is any indication, this latest ruddy, pabulum-spewing cretin will likely have a homosexual affair come to light or otherwise perjure himself in a way that will alienate all but his most fanatical followers."

Phallic Polls

The picture really is worth a thousand words in this case.

Always Have an Ace in the Hole

Never thought that's what Ella meant when she sang that song....

(Source: Buzzfeed)

Pedophilophiles

Hah! The Dutch apparently have an Onion-like news network.... What do they call it? Probably 'Leek'; they like double vowels.

(Source: Buzzfeed)

'It Is Sooooooo Ordered'

Stephen Colbert on how straight men can ruin marriage for gay men.

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Vatican's Queens and Prima Donnas

Quite coincidentally, my newsfeed pulled up two items on the Vatican today.

The first highlights Vatican's problem with gay priests in Rome who, quite contently, lead a double life. Now, I do not know what the purpose of this exposé was, nor do I want to condemn what the priests in question do outside of their priestly garb; but the fact that they freely pursue their sexual desires while also being ordained into a celibate order highlights the anachronistic nature of celibacy for Catholic priests.

The second item was not as serious and it shows pictures of the current and last popes in what it deemed as their '15 gayest pictures.'

My favorite: Papa Ratzi as a lace-clad, red-shoed prima donna. Dorothy would be jealous....

(Kid) Housewives of New Jersey

Children acting like adults is both scary and hilarious.

(Via Buzzfeed)

Shakespalin

Just check it out. If you know Shakespeare, you'll appreciate it more. But no need.

A highlight: 'My Lord! There is no stuff in my thoughts!'

Boys and Girls

The latest installment of girls being boys and boys being girls.

Idiot Hotties

Okay, I may fall for idiot hotties myself at times, but this video is still quite funny.

I Want a French Kid

I know I've posted this before... but it was on Facebook. It was worth an entry in my blog.

Who Knew Swearing Was Periodical?

Apparently the Brits, as you will see from the 'bollocks' and 'bloody arseholes' in this 'periodic table of swearing.'

The Queen would be appalled!

(Via: BoingBoing)

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Soccer Actors... I Mean, 'Players'

(via BuzzFeed)

R.I.P. Rue McClanahan

One of her best scenes.

The Onion: Holding a Mirror up to Nature

How far are we from this, really?

Maybe a couple years? A decade?