Library-Themed Ice-Cream Flavors

The Daily Dish posted this article from The New Yorker a few days ago.

This Facebook group is apparently advocating a library-themed Ben & Jerry's ice-cream flavor. The group members make suggestions for names and flavor combinations, such as:

Gooey Decimal System: Dark fudge alphabet letters with caramel swirls in hazelnut ice cream.
Sh-sh-sh-Sherbet!: Key Lime or a chocolate/vanilla combination.
Writer’s Block: Coffee with fudge chunks and nicotine stains.
Bookworm: Vanilla with gummy worms and annelid chunks.
Chocolate Chip Bookie-Dough: Banana with chocolate-chip cookie dough.

I must say they all sound ingenious!